I picked the PERFECT name for my band. Stella. That is what I wanted to shout today at the top of my freakin' lungs. However, people would have stared. As if they weren't already. The day just sorta went from bad to worse. I really wanted to go to the beach today. When we finally got there the sun was gone. GONE. Really?? The water was chilly, but not awful so we stayed and the kids were having a blast running in and out of the water. Then I had the bright idea "lets go have some lunch". And this my friends is when Stella decided to make her first appearance.
I took about 3 bites of my PB&J sandwhich and felt it. The burn. And it was intense. I couldn't even talk. Now I know that some people have trouble with bread, but I had been fine. Until today that is. So, I can't talk and I motiion to my sister that I'll be right back. There weren't any bathrooms where we were so I tried to walk as far as I could from the main beach to the parking lot and finally I reached a bench. And I started to PB. Mother Effer. This was my first time so I wasn't sure what to expect. But I definately knew what it was because it looked like slime. I thought it would pass, but I spent the next 45 minutes PBing into the ocean. Again, the lack of bathrooms was an issue. Oddly enough I could hear Stella's evil laugh in the background. In between fits, we managed to get to the car and get going. Of course about 10 minutes into the drive I PB'd all over myself. I thought I only had to cough. NOPE, again Stella was laughing at me.
Stella is not afraid of the limelight. Not only was all of this in public, but it was infront of my sisters boyfriend too. UGH. Talk about embarrassing. I'm ok now, but it was really annoying not to be able to stop. I'm going to have some soup for dinner and try to take it easy. While I was standing knee deep in the ocean coughing/sliming my brains out I really started to second guess this whole process. I'm glad I have the band, but I never expected these episodes to be so painful. Nice deterant.
Is there anyway to make a PB episode go away?