Saturday, April 24, 2010

New my 4yr old boy

Poop Juice. Huh??

Chris: Mommy, I have poop juice in my pants!
Me: Whaaat? Come down here.
Chris: WAAAH. I have poop juice in my pants!
Me: What the heck is poop juice?
Chris: Its coming out my butt.
Me: Is it like liquid poop and not ball poop?
Chris: YEAH.
Me: Oh. Get in the bathroom.

End Scene.


  1. OMG - to die for - seriously - poop juice. LMAO

  2. "liquid poop and not ball poop" <---- only a mom could say that with a straight face! :0)

    hope he feels better!!

  3. That's never good. Hope the clean up was not too bad...

  4. Nice! I have a friend who's son calls it bum gravy! Poop juice is much nicer!

  5. Clearly I have the mind of a 4 year old. Every time I see those sweat pants that say "Juicy" across the butt all I can think is ewww... diarrhea.

    Hope he gets to feeling better soon.

  6. LOL @ poop juice!

    And double LOL @ Juicy pants!

  7. OMG...I miss those days. All of my kids are in their 20's and 30's. Now they are going through it. Too funny!

  8. wow...I think he's going to be a writer.

  9. I am SO feeling your pain! Can you believe you have these conversations?

  10. Oh my goodness *wiping the tears from my eyes* that's hilarious. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but my goodness that was funny. Hey and congrats on the weight loss! Not a fun way to lose it with the UTI - hope that pain goes away soon! But good for you on the loss!!

  11. I love the way little kids explain their world. They even make diarrhea adorable. I couldn't make diarrhea cute if I tried...

  12. Too funny. I wish I had a blog when my kids were young so I could document all the funny things they said. I know I've forgotten so much.