Poop Juice. Huh??
Chris: Mommy, I have poop juice in my pants!
Me: Whaaat? Come down here.
Chris: WAAAH. I have poop juice in my pants!
Me: What the heck is poop juice?
Chris: Its coming out my butt.
Me: Is it like liquid poop and not ball poop?
Chris: YEAH.
Me: Oh. Get in the bathroom.
End Scene.
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OMG - to die for - seriously - poop juice. LMAO
ReplyDelete"liquid poop and not ball poop" <---- only a mom could say that with a straight face! :0)
ReplyDeletehope he feels better!!
That's never good. Hope the clean up was not too bad...
ReplyDeleteNice! I have a friend who's son calls it bum gravy! Poop juice is much nicer!
ReplyDeleteClearly I have the mind of a 4 year old. Every time I see those sweat pants that say "Juicy" across the butt all I can think is ewww... diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteHope he gets to feeling better soon.
LOL @ poop juice!
ReplyDeleteAnd double LOL @ Juicy pants!
OMG...I miss those days. All of my kids are in their 20's and 30's. Now they are going through it. Too funny!
ReplyDeletewow...I think he's going to be a writer.
ReplyDeleteI am SO feeling your pain! Can you believe you have these conversations?
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness *wiping the tears from my eyes* that's hilarious. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but my goodness that was funny. Hey and congrats on the weight loss! Not a fun way to lose it with the UTI - hope that pain goes away soon! But good for you on the loss!!
ReplyDeleteI love the way little kids explain their world. They even make diarrhea adorable. I couldn't make diarrhea cute if I tried...
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I wish I had a blog when my kids were young so I could document all the funny things they said. I know I've forgotten so much.
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